DIAL TWISTING by Guinotte Wise

…two lefties in the bull pen…800 561…below

sticker or MSRP…first five callers…feeling

tired? out of…holding congress accountable

…skyrocketing credit card rates…Canadian

border…if you think that’s…huge savings

…at Berkeley pro…monster trucks…forward

to the challenge…hormonal therapy…could

be transmission…E.R.A of two forty…but

if you call now…Tyreek Hill ran it back…

foster care for…time only…dot com, again

that was twenty fift…treaming live at two

…only nineteen ninety fi…unseasonable…

…one for the books…and keep it off after

Let me speak! Let…released the names of

…never slept like…last chance, buy one…

and if you don’t…personally guarantee…

umbrella and light…Ladies! Do…owerball

jack…unlimited data…llama ahora y…bet

you don’t…(marimba music)…that’s BS just

substantially reduces or elim…that’s 1-800

if you’re not…ruled a homicide by…herbal


Guinotte Wise lives on a farm in Resume Speed, Kansas. His short story collection (Night Train, Cold Beer) won publication by a university press and not much acclaim. Three more books since. His wife has an honest job in the city and drives 100 miles a day to keep it.